Thank you (for very little) humor sites.

The external diatribe of humilitarian auteur T.S. Hallberg

I’m not sure which social circle I run in, but it’s probably one where everyone get’s a trophy.

Centipedes are horrifying. They’re like human-centipedes but smaller.

You ever pick up a hitchhiker on the off-chance they might just be an eccentric millionaire looking for someone to donate money to? #maybe

If that is indeed what “she said” then she is an uneducated weirdo. #thatswhatshesaid

Oh my God! Jeff Richmond’s wife has her own T.V. Show! #tinafey #whatever

Private schools don’t have “popular” kids, they just have the “loud” kids.

“Please dial the last four digits of your social, followed by the hash tag” #ourinevitabledoucheoverlords